Did you know that one of the side effects of using Nexium is "dry mouth"?
Yes. It's true.
I have been drinking water non-stop since I started my prescription.

Believe it or not, I'm sure I'd have a more productive day if I wasn't constantly running off to the loo.
I'm thisclose to moving my office into the lady's room.

*sigh*

If you'll excuse me, I've gotta go pee.